i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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