1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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