i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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