That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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