At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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