How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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