Don't you send me to vm
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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