Dual....:-)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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