We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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