And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
