haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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