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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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