They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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