i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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