i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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