yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
