I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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