They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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