im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I pour the whiskey from now on
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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