you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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