Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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