i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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