sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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