so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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