He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i think i just lost a toe
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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