not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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