Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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