i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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