...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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