The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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