P.S. I can't hear my feet
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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