I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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