well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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