I wanna passion pit in your ass
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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