nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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