used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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