Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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