she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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