I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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