there was a trapeze. enough said
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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