found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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