I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
