like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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