I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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