I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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