saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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