She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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