I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
