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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store

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• (716): View more from New York

  The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!

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