Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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