I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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