You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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