Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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