No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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