I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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